I collect cans
I find and sell Morel mushrooms to local restaurants
I have a small produce stand
Sperm Banks
Selling cigarettes to under-agers
Freelance consultant for Merck
Dog watching/walking
Tape movies in movie theaters and sell them on DVD-Rs
Experimental drug-tester
These are all false. Actually, I had a couple bucks from a previous job and I won a radio contest. All the rest is just frugality. Is frugality a word? I think it might be.