Dear inhalants,
I feel like I neglect you. I’m sorry. I sit here and talk of other, wonderful drugs, but I never give you any mention. Don’t worry, this is your time to shine. Afterall, your claim to fame is at every tailgate I go to, I can hear it from miles away, kids laughing, falling, the sounds of popping balloons. Surely you have many fans! Anyway, I’m sorry for leaving you out of my repertoire.