Officer: Do I have consent to search your vehicle?
Bro: Nah.
Officer: If I call a K9 unit out here and he goes crazy, I'm going to search your car anyway.
Bro: Kewl.
Officer: Are you sure you want me to do that?
Bro: Totes.
Officer: What?
Bro: Totes, I learned it on The Hills. It's short for 'totally.'
Officer: Do you think this is a joke?
Bro: Yes.
Officer: Here is your ticket, just go home.