Dear Tumblr,

When will my body start eating itself? When will I rid myself of all the Toxins? Hopefully by Friday night…because I’ve a party to go to. The Master Cleanse is underway. 4:16 PM tummy rumblings have become audible. Must drink more drink. I feel surprisingly optimistic about the cleanse. And is it strange that I’m kind of excited to try the salt flush tomorrow morning? Love you tumblrs XOXO

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2:16 PM My first master cleanse concoction. Going down OK. I must confess, I like cayenne pepper. The lemonade is good. It’s real. I’m used to drinking and consuming processed foods. This is rewarding and refreshing. Squeezed the lemons with my bare hands. I keep stirring with my finger as it seems the pepper falls to the bottom.

poortaste:

Disco Biscuits - M.E.M.P.H.I.S. from House of Blues - Boston, MA 2/28/2009

Stogie in my hand and the lighter in my mouth!

I remember buying Uncivilized Area and thinking it was O.K. and then I kept listening and listening to it. Kind of crazy how much they’ve changed? I’m not really a huge Bisco fan, but they’ve changed quite a bit, no? The only reason I bought Uncivilized Area was because they’re from my town and I was supporting a local artist…now they’re pretty big! I think that’s cool.

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Master Cleanse Day 1, part 2

So far today: 1 banana, 2 cups of coffee no sugar. I just got back from the grocery store with all of the ingredients needed to start my official cleanse. Not sure if I got the ‘right’ laxative. Tried to find an ‘herbal’ lax, but got a regular one instead. My girlfriend says it might be too much. I will look into this further.First tummy grumblings @ 12:20pm. However, I must say I’m pretty excited about trying to do this. Accomplishing something, reaching a goal.

Which reminds me. I remember when I was in the hospital, about 6 months ago. A little back story here: Apparently I was born with some kind of *very* strange defect in which my inferior vena cava (the large vein that carries de-oxygenated blood from the lower half of the body into the right atrium of the heart.) was narrowing at one particular spot. Anyway, It was not discovered until I was 23 years old, when out of the blue, I got really bad pains in my side and I eventually was unable to walk. The doctor said I had a kidney stone, so I waited around for it to pass. Then I was in the emergency room because it hurt so bad. They did tests and found out that I had a blood clot that started at my kidney and went down into my legs and I was 50% blood clot. Also, apparently my blood vessels, being as blocked up as they were, decided to create NEW blood vessels, and in turn, I have extra anatomy. You can’t see it, but my body has adapted to my problems. I was documented in a medical journal for being THE ONLY PERSON ALIVE with this kind of extra anatomy. O.K. so back on track, I was in the hospital for a total of 10 days, 3 days in the ICU, in which I WASN’T ALLOWED TO EAT ANY SOLID FOOD. Kind of like an abbreviated Master Cleanse, except I was on a heavy dose of Morphine via a wonderful IV. I had Ambien, Morphine, Fentanyl, and Codiene as assistants in curing hunger and sleeplessness (and pain). But alas, I went 3 days without solid food and I’m still alive and healthy. I recovered completely from that crazy (near death) experience, and now I’m here, with you, my Tumblrs.