Dear Tumblr,

When will my body start eating itself? When will I rid myself of all the Toxins? Hopefully by Friday night…because I’ve a party to go to. The Master Cleanse is underway. 4:16 PM tummy rumblings have become audible. Must drink more drink. I feel surprisingly optimistic about the cleanse. And is it strange that I’m kind of excited to try the salt flush tomorrow morning? Love you tumblrs XOXO