Dear Tumblr
I’m going now. I’m going to a hockey game, which is funny considering my apathy towards hockey. But I heard they get into fights a lot, so I’m going. I should probably be going to a boxing match, but I’m going to a hockey game. I’m going to have a drink first though. A beer. A canadian beer. Keiths? I don’t have any Canadian beer—but I thought it might be more appropriate. Anyway, goodnight tumblrs, enjoy your night. Love you.